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6 May 08
I really hope this guy was a few minutes late on his way to a date and had to explain by calling ahead:
“Hello?  Hey! No, no, I’m on my way, just outside locking up my Segway.  Yeah.  Yes.  A real Segway, yes.  Well of course it’s MINE, I didn’t just steal it, I bought it, yes.  Well someone’s a little frisky on the third date…are you kidding, YES you can ride on the back on the way home.  Oh, you are kidding…..”

I really hope this guy was a few minutes late on his way to a date and had to explain by calling ahead:

“Hello? Hey! No, no, I’m on my way, just outside locking up my Segway. Yeah. Yes. A real Segway, yes. Well of course it’s MINE, I didn’t just steal it, I bought it, yes. Well someone’s a little frisky on the third date…are you kidding, YES you can ride on the back on the way home. Oh, you are kidding…..”

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Themed by Hunson. Originally by Josh